An elegant disaster in divine chaos.: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Okay, panic is over now.

pfft, of course they wouldn’t mess with me. alright completely joking, no but seriously i was shitting brix over my house being vandal smashed or s/t. i really do overreact.

Dec 31st

im throwing a new years bash tonight and every...

and when im messaging them to not turn up because, well i dont really even know them and theres enough as it is, none of them are replying. oh. how very convenient. fuckers.

Dec 31st

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if you could go on a date anywhere with any famous...

Well. It would be with Joseph gordon-levitt, and i would get him to recreate the scene from 500 hundred days of summer where he dances past the fountain, and then we would go and hide in a cupboard in ikea and scare the shit out of that chinese family and after that we would go and drink coffee on a bench in a big park whilst he sketched an entire street on my arm, from my wrist to my collar bone....

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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ive just watched a clip of that american skins and...

where is the reason for that? + that reminds me Shameless is back for a new series, which i don’t get because it stopped being funny after the third season. pffft TV is shite.

Dec 29th

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ladygagasmonster: neffygaga: newyorksoul: highhlife: omg these two idiots WTF -_______________________- LMFAO “MY BABY PHONY” IS YOUR BABY A PHONY ? IM GONNA GET A JOB AT CHUCK E CHEESE. lmfaooo my baby ponyy hold up, so he sits there singing to her EMPTY STOMACH??

Dec 29th

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